eh whatever it’ll be fine
—me right before making a horrible decision (via meloetta)

the-prankster:

#YOUR MOM

(Source: marvelmovies)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

whoa I never noticed that before

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(Source: apparated)

mercutio: i can see what's happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying

(Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up)

gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

(Source: thewhatever)

polar-bite:

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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No, I mean you move the TARDIS. Like Addams Family.

(Source: andremichaux)

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fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

(Source: hirohamahda)

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youneedtostrut:

"Best friends since childhood, Bucky Barnes and Steven Rogers were inseparable on both schoolyard and battlefield."

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axeeeee:

Steve buy a polaroid for bucky.

Posted 1 day ago with 2,063 notes
me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep
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